Drive Out The Bush Regime!
Aug 05 2006, 01:58 EDT [updated Aug 05 2006, 02:41 EDT]
The "World Can't Wait" ran an ad listing all the tryannical and fascist things BushCo has done and wants to do. They assert "People look at all this and think of Hitler." The thick, syrupy irony dripping off the piece is that the WCW is Maoist Organizat
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Bejeweled Deer (2 images)
Jul 30 2006, 21:29 EDT [updated Jul 30 2006, 21:42 EDT]
Walt Disney did the world a disservice with Bambi. These rats on stilts get much more respect and much less killing than they deserve. Viz, "Deer #10" The yellow tags all say "10" on them and that lovely black tube is a radio transmitter. This is a
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She Was Hypnotized into Loving Bald Men
Jul 12 2006, 17:17 EDT [updated Jul 14 2006, 11:36 EDT]
I visited my hair stylist yesterday and, as usual during my hair cuts, we made a good deal of small talk. This was easy and fun, as she's a lovely British woman with a good sense of humor. As our conversation meandered, my stylist admitted that she l
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Big Dig takes first victim
Jul 11 2006, 09:09 EDT
3 ton concrete panels kill woman in Big Dig The black humor in Boston has it that everyone believes the Big Dig will collapse. The people who do drive through it just think it will collapse when they're not in it. Today is a sad confirmation of the gal
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Italy Wins!
Jul 09 2006, 16:48 EDT [updated Jul 09 2006, 16:49 EDT]
Not a peep out of the Powerhouse Pub. ABC did flip to a live shot outside Boston City Hall (hugging and jumping). The North End ("little Italy" but it isn't so called) should be a great place to grab a drink or a girl right now.
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