And he keeps himself busy the rest of the year.

A mildly amusing fictional scene...

A lot of Diet Coke and Mentos. Set to music. A lot like the fountains at the Bellagio. I'm not kidding.

Me [to bartender]: What kinds of bourbon do you have?
Bartender: blah blah blah Bookers blah blah
Me: I'll have a bookers.
Bartender: Neat?
Me: Rocks, I'm a bit of a softie.
Bartender: Not really, it is 125 proof

Ahh, that helps explain my diffculties in Atlantic City. I had a number of those with dinner.

The "Info" button on the remote tells you about what you are watching. I always like the ones that editorialize.

Ruminations on quantum physics merge with a story of a woman's search for the meaning of life. Some will find it mind-expanding, others New-Age nonsense.

Put me in the latter camp.

DC is launching a new 'alternate reality' series with a few changes.

No more smoking rooms or designated outdoor smoking areas(if there's a ceiling. weird.)
Also a bit on the precautionary principle and how it's unevenly applied by lawmakers of North America and Europe.

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