[jackdied.com] Obama's Address to Congress

Obama's Address to Congress

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Feb 24 2009, 21:51 EST [updated Feb 24 2009, 22:02 EST]

Remember when Bush said "When someone's hurting, Government has got to move?" This speech is like an hour of that. It turns out government is like a magic pony that can grant an unlimited number of wishes. In fact we'd all be soooo screwed if it weren't for government.

Lots and lots of questionable historical references. Public schools weren't created by the federal government. Railroads get mentioned but not the Robber Barons.

Obama is in full campaign mode. Free education. Free healthcare. FREE SHIT FOR EVERYBODY. How will we pay for it? Smarter, more efficient government. Because no one has ever thought of that or promised that before. That and soaking the rich.

Everyone has to go to college (for free, natch). EVERYONE, because doing less is letting down your country. What the fuck is this guy smoking? Most people can't even do algebra and giving them another four years isn't going to help. Where would everyone even go? Imagine all the high schools doubling in size because that's how many extra seats you'll need.

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Obama's Address to Congress [jackdied] Feb 24 2009, 21:51 EST [updated Feb 24 2009, 22:02 EST] [permalink] Remember when Bush said "When someone's hurting, Government has got to move?" This speech is like an hour of that. It turns out government is like a magic pony that can grant an unlimited number of wishes. In fact we'd all be soooo screwed if it weren't for government. Lots and lots of questionable historical references. Public schools weren't created by the federal government. Railroads get mentioned but not the Robber Barons. Obama is in full campaign mode. Free education. Free healthcare. FREE SHIT FOR EVERYBODY. How will we pay for it? Smarter, more efficient government. Because no one has ever thought of that or promised that before. That and soaking the rich. Everyone has to go to college (for free, natch). EVERYONE, because doing less is letting down your country. What the fuck is this guy smoking? Most people can't even do algebra and giving them another four years isn't going to help. Where would everyone even go? Imagine all the high schools doubling in size because that's how many extra seats you'll need.	Current Quickies Archives All Posts Jun 2010 May 2010 Apr 2010 Mar 2010 Feb 2010 Jan 2010 Dec 2009 Nov 2009 Oct 2009 Sep 2009 Aug 2009 Jul 2009 Jun 2009 May 2009 Apr 2009 Mar 2009 Feb 2009 Jan 2009 Dec 2008 Nov 2008 Oct 2008 Sep 2008 Aug 2008 Jul 2008 Jun 2008 May 2008 Apr 2008 Mar 2008 Feb 2008 Jan 2008 Dec 2007 Nov 2007 Oct 2007 Sep 2007 Aug 2007 Jul 2007 Jun 2007 May 2007 Apr 2007 Mar 2007 Feb 2007 Jan 2007 Dec 2006 Nov 2006 Oct 2006 Sep 2006 Aug 2006 Jul 2006 Jun 2006 May 2006 Apr 2006 Mar 2006 Feb 2006 Jan 2006 Dec 2005 Nov 2005 Oct 2005 Sep 2005 Aug 2005 Jul 2005 Jun 2005 May 2005 Apr 2005 Mar 2005 Feb 2005 Jan 2005 Dec 2004 Nov 2004 Oct 2004 Aggregators Instapundit Arts & Letters Daily Fark.com CNN FoxNews Content - Articles National Review Tech Central Station Content - Big Blogs National Review Volokh Conspiracy Content - Blogs Junk Yard Blog Mass Backwards Mass Right Thought Mesh Chicago Boyz
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